What Not To Wear

I've been googling pictures of stuff I should NOT be buying in the future. So here's my what not to wear list:

Gold earrings, bracelets, necklaces and rings are a no, no! I've slipped several times, because "oh so pretty", but I will always be a silver doll.

Pearls! Classic and timeless, yes, but way to preppy and well put together for my taste.

Red clothes! I think red pants are really cool, and a think a lot of people look really nice in red, and I do too, but I just can't stand the color on me.

Big earrings. My neck is too short, and I look like a freakin' Christmas tree!

Tiny earrings... Why even bother?

Cute stuff. So childish and lame!

Bows! I will never ever wear bows! To cute and dolly golly! The only bow I'll ever wear is a restraining jacket, ha, ha, ha! ;)

Vintage! Ugh! I will never wear clothes that's already been worn. Used clothes are not for me! Some vintage can be nice and glamorous, but nope!

What can I say? Dress your age! Not like a very old woman...

Inka print, etnic print and so on. I'm not a huge fan of print. Just so not me!

Tights! And tights worn as a pant is a BIG no, no! Who the hell does that? Ever heard of jeans?

Scarves with fringes. I think it's something witchy and an old hag kinda thing. It depends on the shape and the colors of course, but not for me!

Harem pants! It's the ugliest pants in the whole world! What are you trying t hide? Your diper? Taken a shit huh? I got a couple of harem light pants that I used this summer, but I'm not sure if they will make it through the winter...

Loose fitted tank tops. No matter how cool the print is, if it doesn't fit, and just hang like a sack, just forget about it!

Black earrings. I love black earrings, but becuse of my hair, they doesn't show. To bad! I got some pairs laying around, and I use them sometimes, but they doesn't do the same as a pair in silver.

Over knee socks. Someone can pull of this look like *that*! But I just can't wear it! I just can't!

Tights with all sorts of prints! Too much for my taste! Leopard, small dots and hearts can work sometimes though, but just sometimes.

Colors! The horror! The horror! I just can't stand colors! I got some pieces that have survived the hand of black and gray, but for how long???

Plaids! No more! I think plaid shirts are very basic and easy to wear with jeans and boots. It's a little laid back rock n' roll, but until I find the pefect black and white shirt, I'll pass!

Too high heels. Too uncomfortable. I can't wear them to work. And barely outside. I've only bought one pair that's more or less useless, but that's a pair too much!

Flower print! No, no, no, no, no! I get sick and tired after just glancing at a piece of clothing with flowers. I got three items in my closet at the moment. One that I absolutely love, one that's a little 80s, and one that probably gets thrown out in a little while? Can you guess which one? :p

Shell accessories. Did someone say "Aloha"??? I'm not much of a summer, bikini babe, sunbathing kinda girl, so why rub it in?

Prints!!! Have you ever seen a uglier dress??? Hell no to prints! Band prints yes, and cool sayings and items, but massive ugliness on a piece of fabric; NO!

I think it turned out as a "bad taste" list instead, but I think I made my point.
PS!!! This is just my personal opinion about what doesn't look good on me, and what I don't feel comfortable wearing. I'm not judging you and your style! :)